Is it really so hard to find someone to go to a rams game with you?! its a free ticket man, and were like four seats up from the field!

Sam Bradford on NFL AM: Hilarious »

alaasnflanalysis:

1. He looks really tired, lol

2. He’s not looking directly at the camera

3. “Tony Gonzalez and Jimmy Graham told me that you have absolutely no skills at all, man. What happened to your hoop game?” “That’s crazy.”

4. “Give me this scenario right here and tell me how it plays out: Tony Romo, Peyton Manning, and yourself—first t at Olympics, who gets the gold, silver, bronze?” “I’ve played Peyton. I can take him.”

5. “It makes you wanna play hard for the gay… guy… I can’t hear out of this thing.”

6. “Your home opener against the Redskins will be Jeff Fisher mustache day in St. Louis—how do you think you’d look with Jeff Fisher’s stache on your face?” “HA! Terrible. I can’t grow a lot of facial hair. I’ve done no-shave November the past couple months (the past couple months it’s been November, Sam?) & it’s been pretty brutal.”

This is just the biggest fail ever & I loved every second of it <3 xD

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Funniest video i have seen…made my day!

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Things I Say While Driving

Me: Fuck you, oh. Fuck. You.

Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.

Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.

Me: Good luck in the slow lane there, bud.

Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.

Me: Lolol your car's a piece of shit.

Me: If I miss that green light because of you...

Me: You're gonna cut me off? You better hope you have a damn good accelerator, bitch.

Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT

Me: Shit is that a cop? No.

Me: Shit THAT is a cop.

Me: Nope, roof rack.